What would I do if I came home early and found Emily in a, um, compromising position?

Close the door as quietly as I could, go to the spare bedroom and put on my best maid's uniform, and cook a snack as it looks like they will need it.

Oh, and be thankful that I'm in chastity, like a good sissy girl should be, because if I wasn't, I'd be touching myself very, very inappropriately!