Bikini

Emily got a new bikini, from Nordstrom, a picture of which is above. I'm not sure I'm such a fan.

Em: "Do you like?"

Me: "It's pretty. Kind of, er, skimpy?"

Em: "I know."

Me: "If you tugged at those strings, it would fall right off."

Em: "I know!"

Me: Frown.

Em: "So, do you like?"

Me: "Yea, I suppose. So will every guy." Frown again.

Em: "I know," with a smile.

At that point, I thought it was a good thing I was wearing a girdle with a tight pair of panties, so my erection wasn't obvious. Yes, I was thinking about every man staring at my girlfriend in her bikini, thinking of a man tugging at those strings.

She knows, of course. She knows.