Texting

One Saturday night, Emily was out with some friends and bored, I texted her and asked her if she was having a good time and, foolishly, if she was behaving.

Emily didn't respond, but one of her friends, Karen did, and sent me a picture (similar to this one) of her dancing with the text, "She's having a great time...so's he! But she's not behaving at all!"

"Jesus, Karen, that's not nice," I responded to her friend, miffed.

"Not nice? Really? She said you'd like it :)"

I didn't respond.

"Cat got your tongue?"

"No...she didn't really say that, did she?"

"That you'd like it?"

"Yea."

"She did...don't worry, you're secret is safe with me...I think it's totally hot..."