Mom's Plan

Timothy, sitting on the couch dressed like a girl, suddenly has second thoughts. "I...I don't know if this is such a good idea, mom."

"Nonsense, sweetie, it's a wonderful idea, you'll do fine, trust me, besides, we agreed, after six months, if you couldn't find a job your way, you'd do it my way."

"Yea, but...couldn't I try a little longer?"

"Six months, you looked for a job as a boy for six months and found nothing. A week as a girl, and you got two offers. No, you're not trying any longer your way."