Compromise

No.

I said no.

No, sweetie, you're the one being selfish, you know I don't like to do that.

That's what you always say, 'this time it will be different' and it never is. You get me all excited and, bam, you squirt the second you're inside me. That, love, is selfish.


You're sure? You know the rules, you're really sure that's what you want?


Okay, I'll unlock you, but remember, on my foot...and you lick it up. Every. Single. Drop.