"Let's just try it for a day or two and see how it goes."

Prediction: It will be terrible for him and wonderful for her and a day or two will turn into a week or two or a month or two.

"Just let me slip into something more comfortable."

Um...more comfortable for her, that is.

Day Fifteen. Sigh.

None for you

Rules

She knew the rules, of course, started to take off her skirt the second she got to work. Her boss was very clear from the beginning, from the first interview, from her first day at work, reinforced week after week:

Lingerie only on casual Friday.

Recognize the look

You know, the one you've gotten EVERY time you've lowered your pants in front of a woman, the look, the unbelieving look she gets on her face. Yes, yes, you told her you were not that big, but still, she never imagined that you were that small!

Complaints

"You complained I never initiate sex, didn't you? Well, come in here, get undressed; I'm initiating it today."